March 2008
11 posts
This blog no longer updated (read below)
I finally got WordPress up and running on my site! So my blog is now located at http://www.adamisageek.com/blog! Be sure to update your bookmarks!
adamisageek.com updated
so i updated my site adamisageek.com. really just tweaked the fonts and layouts to make me look cooler. also, i finished a new wallpapers page and i added enough to the games page to show it. check it out and let me know what you think via electronic mail. i think i’ll start saying that instead of “email”. “Hey Brian, can you electronic mail me the new Pre-Approved Bid...
Chuck Alexander: no
Chuck Alexander: its
Chuck Alexander: a catalog drop
Chuck Alexander: for our third catalog of the summer
Chuck Alexander: so people who get our catalog get it on that day
Chuck Alexander: which means i send an email out that day as well
adamisag33k: catalog drop?
adamisag33k: that like pooping?
Chuck Alexander: no
adamisag33k: somewhat?
Chuck Alexander: yes, yes its exactly like pooping
Chuck Alexander: its like when people get a catalog at their hosue
adamisag33k: i read my catalogs while i poop
adamisag33k: sooooo....
adamisag33k: when in rome...
Chuck Alexander: poop.
adamisag33k: exxxxxactly
“lions are on the prowl again, and so is this metaphor.
brb, going to take them...”
– Chuck Alexander
Erie bars...
Ok kids, so you’re in Erie and you feel like goin out with some friends and gettin a few brewskies in you, here’s a few rules to follow for partying at some of my choice Erie bars…you might thank me later. Cell Block - “I did what last night?”. Go here to get hammered and forget your persistant values and morals against taking home a drunk girl from the bar. Huge...
Thanks to the open bar
adamisag33k: whenever i have to dance at a wedding everyone expects me to like "take the lead" and get everyone going and show off and shit
Cara Walter: aww
Cara Walter: that's cuz you're so outgoing right
adamisag33k: i was in my buddy's wedding and we all had to dance with the girl we escorted and everyone was literally staring at me
adamisag33k: so i barely moved
adamisag33k: i like froze
Cara Walter: it's a compliment!
adamisag33k: and just rocked back and forth
Cara Walter: they think you're the life of the party
adamisag33k: then i did the robot for like 10 minutes straight
Cara Walter: hahahahha
Cara Walter: yes
Cara Walter: YES
Cara Walter: that's awesome
Cara Walter: so appropriate
adamisag33k: i was all "ROBOT ADAM LOVES TO DANCE WITH FEMALES"
adamisag33k: in my robot voice
Cara Walter: and then you got kicked in the nuts.
adamisag33k: they thought i was really a robot and it wouldnt hurt
adamisag33k: but it did
adamisag33k: it did hurt
Cara Walter: poor robot nuts
Cara Walter: and chuck's like, that's not impressive
adamisag33k: haha
adamisag33k: waht did he choose?
adamisag33k: a moose?
adamisag33k: turtle?
Cara Walter: he says pick somethign like a penguin or a flamingo
Cara Walter: one girl i work with said she'd be a monkey
Cara Walter: so she could throw poop
adamisag33k: she single?
February 2008
19 posts
“Puppy. Darn T9 made that slang term harmless.”
– txt msg from Chuck
Watch8 out of 10…yes!
QuakeConsole
Friday afternoon I stumbled across an Instructables article about a way to use AutoHotkey and Console to make a Quake 2 console. Basically, the author configures the Console program’s config.xml file to make the Console program show up in the top left hand corner of the screen, just as most video game consoles do. Then they wrote a small AutoHotkey script to show the console at the touch...
command line Star Wars - you read that right →
You can also access this by opening the command line (Win + r) and manually typing “telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl” and pressing enter. A lot of dedication must have went into this, props to the creator.
“i’m feeilng my penis and its both erect and made of gold.”
– Chuck Alexander
my fifteen minutes
Chuck Alexander: thats awesome
adamisag33k: i know it wouldnt be anything at all to people that don't normally browse the web, but im really excited
adamisag33k: ill try to pick up chicks with it sometime for fun
adamisag33k: "so, you know i was on the front page of Lifehacker?"
adamisag33k: "yeah....i explained the Follow Up folder in Microsoft Outlook"
adamisag33k: "im kind of a big deal on the internet"
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How Outlook keeps me organized
Instead of using my inbox for emails that I still need to get to, and then either deleting them or moving them to a folder manually after they’re completed, I use email rules and the “Follow Up” feature to let Outlook keep my emails organized for me: Whenever I get an email, Outlook’s rules (I explain how to set them up below) automatically moves the email to a specified...
adamisag33k: i dont normally have dandruff
adamisag33k: but ever since i changed my poo n ditioner ive got some flakes
Chuck Alexander: rub your roots and scalp more
Chuck Alexander: dont just get the hair
Chuck Alexander: like, be vigorous with the scalp
adamisag33k: gayest conversation ever?
Chuck Alexander: yeah i was thinking that
adamisag33k: k, me too, just checkin
adamisag33k: you're the one in shorts right?
Cara Walter: seroiusly i look TAHT DIFFERENT?
adamisag33k: well, remember in Face Off when John Travolta switched faces with Nicholas Cage?
adamisag33k: not that different
adamisag33k: but yeah
making babies is hard work
Cara Walter: well they love SATs
Cara Walter: bc of me
Cara Walter: maybe.
adamisag33k: maybe
adamisag33k: maybe they love boys, and getting better grades mean meeting smarter, more successful boys
adamisag33k: so when they get married and start poppin out little SAT takers, they'll have you to thank
adamisag33k: they'll look at their kids and say, "Mommy never would have gotten to have sex with daddy if it weren't for an angel named Cara."
Cara Walter: ...
adamisag33k: "so thank her you're even alive"
Cara Walter: man
Cara Walter: i mean, when you think of it that way
Cara Walter: i should be getting paid way more
improv class freezes in time at grand central... →
On a cold Saturday in New York City, the world’s largest train station came to a sudden halt. Over 200 Improv Everywhere Agents froze in place at the exact same second for five minutes in the Main Concourse of Grand Central Station. Over 500,000 people rush through Grand Central every day, but today, things slowed down just a bit as commuters and tourists alike stopped to notice what was happening...
January 2008
44 posts
eff Lost
Cara Walter: do you watch lost
adamisag33k: NO
adamisag33k: and that's all i have to say about that
Cara Walter: oh i'm sorry for you
adamisag33k: yeah, cuz i have to hear poor people tell me they like it
adamisag33k: id feel sorry for me too
“They were fine. I mean I was gonna, we was gonna close the deal, but then Ja- uh...”
– Morgan O’Malley(Casey Affleck) - Good Will Hunting
Watch574 kph = 357 mph holy shit!
The Pirates Can't Be Stopped →
Ethan and I had first started talking over an untraceable prepaid phone that he carried with him. He eventually agrees to speak in person, as long as I protect his identity. (Ethan is a pseudonym.) We meet after school, in a bookstore that he says is near his house. He hands me a flash drive containing documents that I was later able to independently verify as internal, unpublished information...
Watchagain, jealous.
Watchim insanely jealous.
"Good Fuck Chuck"
Cara Walter: so you like see his ass?
adamisag33k: yep
adamisag33k: lots of it
adamisag33k: you see him having sex
adamisag33k: in 1 thousand different positions
Cara Walter: ooh
adamisag33k: one time he's hanging naked from some rafters or something
Cara Walter: hahaha
adamisag33k: it shows everything except cock and vagina
Cara Walter: wow so that's a lot of tit then
adamisag33k: yes, basically its a softcore porn with Dane Cook