making babies is hard work
Cara Walter: well they love SATs
Cara Walter: bc of me
Cara Walter: maybe.
adamisag33k: maybe
adamisag33k: maybe they love boys, and getting better grades mean meeting smarter, more successful boys
adamisag33k: so when they get married and start poppin out little SAT takers, they'll have you to thank
adamisag33k: they'll look at their kids and say, "Mommy never would have gotten to have sex with daddy if it weren't for an angel named Cara."
Cara Walter: ...
adamisag33k: "so thank her you're even alive"
Cara Walter: man
Cara Walter: i mean, when you think of it that way
Cara Walter: i should be getting paid way more
Feb 7th