February 7, 2008

making babies is hard work

  • Cara Walter: well they love SATs
  • Cara Walter: bc of me
  • Cara Walter: maybe.
  • adamisag33k: maybe
  • adamisag33k: maybe they love boys, and getting better grades mean meeting smarter, more successful boys
  • adamisag33k: so when they get married and start poppin out little SAT takers, they'll have you to thank
  • adamisag33k: they'll look at their kids and say, "Mommy never would have gotten to have sex with daddy if it weren't for an angel named Cara."
  • Cara Walter: ...
  • adamisag33k: "so thank her you're even alive"
  • Cara Walter: man
  • Cara Walter: i mean, when you think of it that way
  • Cara Walter: i should be getting paid way more